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Funny Mothers Day Poems From Daughter

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Funny mothers day poems from Daughter

Funny mothers day poems from Daughter

 

Funny Mothers Day Poems From Daughter To Mom

For the mom who “gets it”:

Dear Mom,

You’re the bomb.

Thanks for not raising me in a wigwam.

(though, to be honest, I could’ve used some more trees of palm.)

You didn’t force me to pose for pics of prom,

or play with that snotty neighbor kid Tom.

I’ve always admired your sense of calm,

and you let me stay up til 9 to watch a sitcom,

Psst — I’m going to miss you when you’re embalmed.

 

Funny Mothers Day Poems From Daughter

For the mom who’s always there:

Mom I know I owe you a big thank you,

because in a lot of ways you are my guru.

You taught me to swim, you taught me fractions,

without you, I’d be dumber than Ashton.

You’re there when I need you,

my bullshit you see-through.

Don’t ever change, or I’ll come unglued.

 

Funny Mothers Day Poems From Teenage Daughter

For the art-appreciation mom:

I love that you loved all of my “art

though I’m sure it was uglier than a pile of farts.

From pottery to painting to paper mache,

you even liked that drawing of me and Nick Lachey.

But, come on, at this point it’s all older than vintage,

so I think it’s time to take it down from the fridge.

Funny Mothers Day Poems From Children

If I Could Choose
If I could choose a mother,
I’d choose a mom who’s fun,
Who likes to take me shopping
And won’t stop till we’re done.

I’d choose a mom who listens
When I have things to say,
Who when she sees I’m troubled
Will make the time to stay.

It’s not about baked cookies
(though those are good, it’s true!)
If I could pick and choose a mom,
You know that I’d 

Happy Mother’s Day!

 

Also See : Short mothers day poems from Daughter

Here is a magnificent collection of Funny Mothers Day Poems From Daughter in English. Mother’s Day English Poems develop a true feeling of warmth, tenderness and care. Short Funny Mothers Day Poems From Daughter take immense pleasure in expressing their love and thoughts for their sweet Ma by writing a beautiful poem. If you also have Funny Mothers Day Poems From Daughter To Mom way to express love and affection for your sweet mom then submit a special Mother’s Day English Poem to us and let your Mom know how special she is.

Funny mothers day poems from Daughter

Short Funny mothers day poems

Funny Mothers Day Poems From Daughter

Zanzibar
My mother went to Zanzibar
To get a cup of tea.
The trip cost seven grand (or more).
The cup of tea was free.

My mother went to Timbuktu
To pass an afternoon or two.
She paused a bit to write a poem,
Then took the quickest shuttle home.

My mother went to Tennessee
To take a southern shopping spree.
She had such fun; I know it’s true.
I tagged along, went shopping too!

My mother went to Kankakee,
This time around, invited me.
We both wore filmy floaty clothes.
My mom has fun – and on she goes.

 

Short Funny Mothers Day Poems From Daughter

My Mother’s On the Phone Again!
My mother’s on the phone again.
It makes my mood grow sour,
Waiting for the talk to stop. . . 
I think it’s been an hour.

My mother’s on the phone again.
Will she get off? No way!
It’s either Gramma or Aunt Kit. . . . 
I think it’s been a day.

My mother’s on the phone again.
I talk, but she won’t hear.
She said, “Just one more minute, Hon’.” . . . 
I think it’s been a year.

She hangs it up, gives me a hug.
We start to talk and then . . .
I hear a ring. It’s not . . . 
Oh, no! She’s on the phone again!

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Updated: February 21, 2017 — 9:50 am

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