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Utilize the opportunity of Mother’s Day and set it as a day away from the seriousness and somberness and enjoy to the maximum. The humorous Funny Mothers Day Poems For KidsFunny Mothers Day Poems From SonShort Funny Mothers Day Poems From Daughter To Mom will surely make you chuckle and help convey the right message as well. These mother’s day Funny Mothers Day Poems From ChildrenFunny Mothers Day Poems From Daughter  are ideal if you want to see your mother’s gorgeous smile.

Funny mothers day Poems

Funny mothers day Poems

Funny Mothers Day Poems From Child

 Dear Lord
Dear Lord, it’s such a hectic day
With little time to stop and pray
For life’s been anything but calm
Since you called on me to be a mom

Running errands, matching socks
Building dreams with building blocks
Cooking, cleaning, and finding shoes
And other stuff that children lose
Fitting lids on bottled bugs
Wiping tears and giving hugs
A stack of last week’s mail to read
So where’s the quiet time I need?
 Yet when I steal a minute, Lord
Just at the sink or ironing board
To ask the blessings of your grace
I see then, in my small one’s face

That you have blessed me
All the while
And I stop to kiss
That precious smile

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Funny Mothers Day Poems

My Mother’s On the Phone Again!
My mother’s on the phone again.
It makes my mood grow sour,
Waiting for the talk to stop. . .
I think it’s been an hour.

My mother’s on the phone again.
Will she get off? No way!
It’s either Gramma or Aunt Kit. . . .
I think it’s been a day.

My mother’s on the phone again.
I talk, but she won’t hear.
She said, “Just one more minute, Hon’.” . . .
I think it’s been a year.

She hangs it up, gives me a hug.
We start to talk and then . . .
I hear a ring. It’s not . . .
Oh, no! She’s on the phone again!

Funny Mothers Day Poems For Kids

I thank you

for the food you bring,
and for my little squeaky thing.
I thank you for your friendly talks,
and when you change my litter box.
I thank you for the naps we share,
and putting up with tufts of hair.
I thank you for these things you do,
but thank you most for being you.
So as I’m sat upon the mat,
Happy Mothers Day from me the cat!

Funny Mothers Day Poems From Daughter

Mom you are a shining star
Though the world doesn’t know your name.
You have no fancy title
Like Baroness or Dame.

Mom you really are a star,
My mother, mentor and friend.
A Nobel Prize for motherhood,
Is what I’d recommend!

And if I won the lottery
I’d share my win with you
I’d take you Mom on a spending spree
Each day the whole year through!

You may not be famous,
As your face is known to few.
But Mom I think you are wonderful
And I’m so proud of you!

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Funny Mothers Day Poems From Son

Funny mothers day Poems

Funny mothers day Poems From Son

For all the diapers
that you changed,

For all the play dates
you arranged.

For all the trips
back and forth to school,
For cleaning all the spit up
and the drool.

Why is there only
one Mother’s Day?
You could have at least gotten
the ENTIRE month of May.

Happy Mother’s Day Mom!

Funny Mothers Day Poems

Momma you taught me so much –
The back of your hand.
Damn, did that hurt!
Yet you also taught me so much more
Like not to eat food off the floor.
When you kicked daddy out,
You said love don’t bill no bills
And quickly deleted his name from you will.
At least you were nice to me and strangers you met
“Thank the Lord God,” you said,
“I ain’t there yet.”
Mom, you taught me the lessons
I needed to learn.
But couldn’t you just have told me…
That fire really burns?

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Updated: February 21, 2017 — 12:15 pm

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